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Plain was the same as it ever was the same.
Plainly plain…Samely same…
But then…someone lit the flame.
Plain rode away on lion’s mane.
Where plain met fruits with strangely names.
Such wonderful things they did contain.
A shot of life to a hungry vein.
The captive beast who broke the chain.
And there upon that fruited plane,is where plain became what plain became.
So much more than more than plain.
Plain will never be the same.

I love this poem even though it is from a weird yogurt commercial that creeped me out the first time I saw it, but now enjoy.